Kemo the Samurai - I Love Star Trek Lyrics

George Michael confessed...
The only thing he Wanted more than Sex was the Star Trek
Original Series box set

Set the phasers to stun
Arm photon torpedos
There's Borgs you can trust
And Gorn that you won't
Who let the Asian drive... OH MY!
The gaydar must be broke
Sulu's orbiting Uranus
Come take a ride on Excelsior

Spock says that you're easy
Vulcan's cannot lie
So let's climb aboard
My Starship Enterprise
Prosper and Live Long
I don't want to be friends
I have ten dicks so maybe...
You could bring nine friends

I Love Star Trek
Star Trek I Love
I Love Star Trek
I Love Star... Trek

Spock's melding her mind
Thinks women are illogical
He's the Vulcan of Love
But sometimes he can't find the hole
He'd really like try
To Vulcan pinch your nipples
Gonna be his bitch so accept it
Any show of resistance would be futile... girl

I'm Doctor McCoy
Sex is what I prescribe
I don't have dick cheese... girl
Cause I'm circumcised
I know it feels soft... baby
I might be old
But I take Viagra... girl
That's why they call me Bones

I Love Star Trek
Star Trek I Love
I Love Star Trek
I Love Star... Trek

Space...
The Final Frontier
These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise
It's five year mission
To explore strange new worlds
To seek out new life and new civilizations
To boldly go where no man has gone before

I'm Captain Kirk
I'm not a jerk
Womanizer
T.J. Hooker
Overactor
From Montreal
Priceline has something to sell to you
You can choose a flight
You can book a room
Star Trek gets me in the mood
Not everybody watches it
But everybody should
Intergalactic sex is fun
'Til you get herpes from an alien
Alien