Kemo the Samurai - Cheap Lyrics

The CHEAPER people become... The CREEPIER they get!

I drive a piece of shit Ford
I fly Spirit Airlines
I only drink coffee
Where there's free wifi
My furniture's pleather
I watch scrambled porn
Full price is the devil
I need a blue light special

But I'm so... Cheap
I bought a... Used Dildo
Would you buy me... Half-a-Beer?
It's made in Hong Kong here

I tip like Tiger Woods
I never pass the bowl
No one's ever died
From a little bread mold
On the Wheel of Fortune
I won't buy a vowel
Rich friends are essential
It's not mine. It's a rental

But I'm so... Cheap
I go... Commando
Would you buy me... Half-a Beer?
It's made in Hong Kong here
I'm so... Cheap
No tengo Dinero
Would you buy me... Half-a Beer?
It's made in Hong Kong here
It's made in Hong Kong here