Sometimes a bad hair day can be a BLONDE'S own worst enemy!
Low Intelligence, High Maintenance, Permiscuous
I need to thank your Mom for that
Just one drink and you forget that you are married
Bartender
Please bring more wine
Your brain has been foreclosed on
You wear
Wear high heels when you play Beer Pong
F*cked like Amy Schumer last night
Cause your Blonde... Blonde
Tony the Tiger says your Frosted and your Flaky
Hot like Sriracha but your head's an empty cavity
You seem smarter than a Blonde
Are you a Bleached Brunette?
Peroxide
Rinse then Blow Dry
Your brain has been foreclosed on
Cooking
Cooking Bacon with no shirt on
F*cked like Paris Hilton last night
Cause your Blonde... Blonde
You must be high
Or your brain has been foreclosed on
You wear
Wear high heels when you play Beer Pong
F*cked like Betty White last night
Tony the Tiger says your Frosted and your Flaky
Hot like Sriracha but your head's an empty cavity
You seem smarter than a Blonde
Are you a Bleached Brunette?
Peroxide... Rinse then Blow Dry... Blonde
Blonde... Blonde