Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Video (MV)

Don't tell her she's pretty or smart
Don't notice all the goodness in her heart
You must be a patient man
Cause it takes eighteen years to make a crazy ex girlfriend
Scream till the tears fill her eyes
Then tell her she's ugly when she cries
Work her to the bone every chance you get
It takes eighteen years to make a crazy ex girlfriend
If you play your cards right, she'll break things and fight
Build a wall they can't get through
If he dares to stay, she'll find a way to lose the love that's true
Use your strength to cut so deep
That her wounds turn into secrets to keep
Make her a mess no one can mend
It takes eighteen years to make a crazy ex girlfriend
I understand you wanna leave
You're tired of this ghost that's haunting me
Could you be a patient man
It takes eighteen years to make a crazy ex girlfriend