Kel Profitt - Bangers 'N' Mash Lyrics

If there's anything you've got, he'll take it
If there's any Yorkshire pudding, don't waste it
All he wants to do is whisk his milk into your egg
Any girl can gain experience
Sampling his secret ingredient
All he wants to do is get his toad inside your hole
He's got his fingers in your pie
And eyes that wander
Ladies, he'll drag you under
Underneath the covers just to hear
"Look, but don't touch"
Because any recipes he's been reading
Have clearly been quite misleading
Soon enough he'll be drowning in the gravy boat
If he wants you in the equation
He should have made a reservation
But he isn't worth your time
He'll have to wait in line with all the rest
He acts like Goldilocks as he's trying out your porridge
This man only thinks with his sausage
But he'll never get his bangers in your mash
"Do you prefer Cumberland or Lincolnshire?"
"Actually, I'm a vegan mate"
I've got my fingers in your pie
And eyes that wander
Ladies will drag me under
Underneath the carpet just to say
"Look, but don't touch"
Yeah!