Heard about this thing called 23 and me
Got me thinking 'bout my own ancestry
So I ordered up the kit, spit in the cup
Popped it in the mail, hopped back in my truck
Got to my trailer, walked inside
Before I could chug a beer and yell roll tide
The results came in, I thought well man that was quick
I thought there'd be a tree with branches
It looked more like more like a stick
Both sides of my family had the same last name
It didn't add up but might explain a few things
But my cousin was born with 3 eyes and 2 toes,
C fu-man-shu and nose with no holes
Cause there ain't no branches on my family tree
We all look the same but each of us claim a unique deformity
Generation after generation we're as pure as we can be
Cause there ain't no branches on my family tree
Well my sister is my cousin and my step mom too
My daddy was my uncles uncle twice removed
Granny always told me that I kissed the best
She'd take out her teeth and rub her gums on my neck
I learned the ways of love with a blue ribbon sheep
I love the way he licks that peanut butter off of me
Cause there ain't no branches on my family tree
That might explain why everybody else looks just like me
Generation after generation we're as pure as we can be
Cause there ain't no branches on my family tree
The gene pools thin and we're all kin
We brush a tooth cause we can't brush teeth
There ain't no branches on my family
There ain't no branches on my family
There ain't no branches on my family tree
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Heard about this thing called 23 and me
Got me thinking 'bout my own ancestry
So I ordered up the kit, spit in the cup
Popped it in the mail, hopped back in my truck
Got to my trailer, walked inside
Before I could chug a beer and yell roll tide
The results came in, I thought well man that was quick
I thought there'd be a tree with branches
It looked more like more like a stick
Both sides of my family had the same last name
It didn't add up but might explain a few things
But my cousin was born with 3 eyes and 2 toes,
C fu-man-shu and nose with no holes
Cause there ain't no branches on my family tree
We all look the same but each of us claim a unique deformity
Generation after generation we're as pure as we can be
Cause there ain't no branches on my family tree
Well my sister is my cousin and my step mom too
My daddy was my uncles uncle twice removed
Granny always told me that I kissed the best
She'd take out her teeth and rub her gums on my neck
I learned the ways of love with a blue ribbon sheep
I love the way he licks that peanut butter off of me
Cause there ain't no branches on my family tree
That might explain why everybody else looks just like me
Generation after generation we're as pure as we can be
Cause there ain't no branches on my family tree
The gene pools thin and we're all kin
We brush a tooth cause we can't brush teeth
There ain't no branches on my family
There ain't no branches on my family
There ain't no branches on my family tree
Got me thinking 'bout my own ancestry
So I ordered up the kit, spit in the cup
Popped it in the mail, hopped back in my truck
Got to my trailer, walked inside
Before I could chug a beer and yell roll tide
The results came in, I thought well man that was quick
I thought there'd be a tree with branches
It looked more like more like a stick
Both sides of my family had the same last name
It didn't add up but might explain a few things
But my cousin was born with 3 eyes and 2 toes,
C fu-man-shu and nose with no holes
Cause there ain't no branches on my family tree
We all look the same but each of us claim a unique deformity
Generation after generation we're as pure as we can be
Cause there ain't no branches on my family tree
Well my sister is my cousin and my step mom too
My daddy was my uncles uncle twice removed
Granny always told me that I kissed the best
She'd take out her teeth and rub her gums on my neck
I learned the ways of love with a blue ribbon sheep
I love the way he licks that peanut butter off of me
Cause there ain't no branches on my family tree
That might explain why everybody else looks just like me
Generation after generation we're as pure as we can be
Cause there ain't no branches on my family tree
The gene pools thin and we're all kin
We brush a tooth cause we can't brush teeth
There ain't no branches on my family
There ain't no branches on my family
There ain't no branches on my family tree