Stole the Bulge Video (MV)

I say give life. Give a goddamn life sentence to that thief
Well, see? I'm sure there was a bigger motive, see
Are you making fun of me
No, see? Tell us the story one more time so we don't get misinformed

Okay
It was a quarter past eleven and my shift was super slow
I was groggy since I didn't get sleep the night before
And where do you work

Well, it's not exactly practical
Where women buy a rabbit and then take it up the rabbit hole
A sex shop. And why the lack of sleep
Well, I had a giant fight the other night with my lady

Over what
Well, she said the sex we had was boring
And what did you say
Can I finish with my story, see

I was closing down and heard a ring at the entrance
Had a white mask and big bag. I knew their intention
Put a gun up to my face as I opened the register
Told me f*ck the cash as I noticed her pedicure

It was a woman
Yeah, and she wanted fake poles
Stuffed her bag with toys till her bag had a bulge
And as she headed out, seemed we had the same thing

I counted all the carrots and we had the same ring
Then she turned around, no mask
Gave me chills
Said these will please me more than your pecker ever will

Well, see. That even hitting me in my pride
See, see, see to shining
See, see, see