I got me a hot rod I keep in my garage
I don't need no track to drive on I just break the laws
'67 fast back 'stang, and man you know it's mean
Electric blue with wide ass tires just watch me make 'em scream
If I miss a turn
I might end up dead
But till then don't mess with me or I'll
Polka you in the head
I got me a girlfriend I see her every day
She's bleached blonde, legs so long and man you know I pay
I stick her in the shotgun seat and drive around the town
I'll mess you up you son of a bitch if you ever wanna come around
If I miss a turn
I might end up dead
But till then don't mess with me or I'll
Polka you in the head
I'm a fighting farmer and I'll fight you any day
I'll feed you smoke in low gear and then laugh and drive away
Yeah I'm a fighting farmer and I'll fight you any time
I'll mess you up you drunk son of a bitch if you ever wanna cross my line
And if I miss a turn
I might end up dead
But till then don't mess with me or I'll
Polka you all in the head