We have to have a real long intro because we're wankers like that
Does his mom do his washing
Does he have a single bed
Are his friends 21 yet
Does he always ask for head
Does he always wear Nike and
Ralph Lauren Polo
Cause you know, oh you know if the answer is yes
Go, go, go
Does he smoke your whole weed stash
Cause Link didn't come through
And he guarantees you
It'll be soon, oh so soon
Do you pick him up
When he's lost his phone
If he had credit, credit, credit he wouldn't be alone
Does his mom do his washing
Does he have a single bed
Are his friends 21 yet
Does he always ask for head
Does he always wear Nike
Ralph Lauren, Polo
Cause you know, oh you know
If the answer is yes, you go
Go, go, go
Does he have a skating sponsor
Bout to get a record deal
As soon as the EP is out
He'll shout you back for real
You'll get a place together
Somewhere by the sea
As long as it's near a Centrelink you'll be happy
Does his mom do his washing
Does he have a single bed
Are his friends 21 yet
Does he always ask for head
Does he always wear Nike
Ralph Lauren, Polo
Cause you know, oh you know
If the answer is yes, you go
Go, go, go
There's one more verse, unfortunately
Yeah, this is probably the best part actually
Does he have a conviction
Do you want to go overseas
If it's more serious than DUI
You know he can't leave
Does he live in a group house
And is his bed the couch
Cause you don't want a husband
No, you don't want a husband that's
Oscar the Grouch
Does his mom do his washing
Does he have a single bed
Are his friends 21 yet
Does he always ask for head
Does he always wear Nike
Ralph Lauren, Polo
Cause you know, oh you know
If the answer is yes, you go
Go, go, go go
Go, go, go
Go, go, go
Go, go, go