Standing there in the grocery line
When it caught my eye- oh my (inquiring minds wanna know)
I don't believe everything I read
But cover stories talk to me sometimes
And I'd love to start a scandal
In a magazine
You & me & the paparazzi
Wearin' them shades makin them waves
Everybody being misbehaved
Oh no how could this be?
Never thought you'd do this to me
Baby- I'd love to start a scandal
All red carpet mean & spoiled
We could make bank makin blood boil (fightin in a limosine)
Then we could make nice kiss & makeup
Get it our jeans, get in your truck (yea that'd make a scene)
And I'd love to start a scandal in a magazine
You & me poppin on the the paparazzi
Wearin' them shades makin them waves
Everybody being misbehaved
Oh no how could this be?
Never thought you'd do this to me
Baby- I'd love to start a scandal
Too bad that only happens in Hollywood
But wouldn't it be cool if we could
Start a SCANDAALLLL oh
START A SCANDAL oh
& wear them shades & make them waves
Everybody being misbehaved (SCANDAL)
Oh no how could this be
Never thought you'd do this to me (SCANDAL)
I'd love to start a scandal
So why don't we?
I'd love to start a scandal
Baby
I'd love to Start a scandal