KAIBA 9000 - Deadpool & Wolverine: The Merc and The Mutant Lyrics

Wolverine and Deadpool, a pair that's more than priceless
Sharp tongues and blades cutting rivals into slices
The Merc and the Mutant across the battleground
The anger on two legs and the unkillable clown

In a whirlwind of red, a comedic crusade
Deadpool's quick with a joke, even quicker with a blade
Wit sharp as his katanas, he slices through the fray
Chop him up, blow him apart, he will regenerate

Meanwhile, Wolverine's also a walking restoration
In his classic suit, a brawny yellow devastation
Throw him to the wolves, he becomes the dictator
Try to take him down? He'll be back, greater

Wolverine and Deadpool, a pair that's more than priceless
Sharp tongues and blades cutting rivals into slices
The Merc and the Mutant across the battleground
The anger on two legs and the unkillable clown

Logan's past is shadowed, with tales deep and dark
Encased in adamantium, not even a shark could leave a mark
His hair defies gravity, an iconic silhouette
And against his claws, even steel feels like baguette

If Deadpool draws, your mother you should call
Or maybe he can do it while breaking the fourth wall
Mismatched pair, yet perfectly aligned
In a league of their own, off the script and unconfined

Wolverine and Deadpool, a pair that's more than priceless
Sharp tongues and blades cutting rivals into slices
The Merc and the Mutant across the battleground
The anger on two legs and the unkillable clown