Kabbalah Cowboy - Just Like Superman Lyrics

I am kinda mild mannered
Despite what you've heard
I wear no "S" on my shirt
I am sorta unread
More or less overfed
But always on alert
I can make a good cheese spread
Plant a raised rose bed
Want to make your heart fly
I can clean a small rug stain
Draw a cool jet plane
And cause you to cry

I am just like Superman
And my power is to make you blue
I am just like Superman
With my super strength long overdue

I try to do the right thing
Swoop in like an airplane
I'm always on the go
My costume is bullet proof
I'm strong enough to leave a bruise
And I know how to sew
I dress in a red poncho
While wearing red boots that glow
I streak across the sky
I'd make a good hero
If I wasn't such a zero
And cause you to cry

I am just like Superman
And my power is to make you blue
I am just like Superman
With my super strength long overdue

Superman
Superman
Superman