I gotta lotta friends asking me
If I have any plans at the end of the week
I tread with caution and ask what's up
They say can of help me move some stuff
I play it cool and I say I can't
I got a funeral to go to for my brothers plant
But really you know imma hit the course
I only disc golf on my weekends and nothing more
I don't wanna go to your kids birthday
I don't want to grocery shop today
None of those things and remotely fun
On my weekends there is only one
I just wanna disc golf yeah
Just wanna disc golf yeah yeah
Mm I just wanna disc golf yeah
I just wanna disc golf yeah yeah
My wife says we got her sisters wedding
That a weekend that I'm really dreading
But thankfully I think quick on my feet
And I fake a heart attack EMTs getting me
The ambulance picks me up like it's urgent
But I don't need a doctors no surgeons
Tell the driver drop me off at the course
If my wife knew Its fake she would wanna divorce
I don't wanna go to your kids birthday
I don't want to grocery shop today
None of those things and remotely fun
On my weekends there is only one
I just wanna disc golf yeah
Just wanna disc golf yeah yeah
Mm I just wanna disc golf yeah
I just wanna disc golf yeah yeah