Kings Kottonmouth - King's Blend Lyrics

Good Evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome
To this years Cannabis Cup finals
Some of the best buds from all over the planet displayed here today
Bud smokers- let's get ready to bubble!
With this years entry the Kings Blend
The undisputed heavyweight smokers of the world
The Kottonmouth Kings

Kings blend, we out smoke them
Cream of the crop, creme de la creme
Kings blend, us versus them
Cannabis Cup, no doubt we win
Kings blend, taster's choice
I know you're real high when you hear my voice

You wanna smoke with us, you better bring an ounce
Cuz we get down with a southern bounce
P-Town layed the found where I move the pounds
Now I'm coming and runnin your city unannounced
So don't get clowned when we come around
We so down to earth that we underground
I'm puffin' on the green while you're smokin' shit brown
Cuffin to the team, compound lock down
I'm aside my krown, throwin' strike for the mound
Keep it tight wound like two bloodhounds
I'm gettin so profound we make the haters frown
Got your girl beggin' me to be gagged and bound
Make the world spin round, so turn it loud
That danced out, thumped out, move the crowd
Started in '96 with the O.C. sound
Now we comin' So Cal, now we world renowned

Kings blend, we out smoke them
Cream of the crop, creme de la creme
Kings blend, us versus them
Cannabis Cup, no doubt we win
Kings blend, taster's choice
I know you're real high when you hear my voice

Now I'm Johnny Richter, that's the king D-Loc
Between both us blowin' gangs of smoke
I guarantee you can't out smoke me, we can do it live on cable T.V.
With kings blend dope, you choke before you spoke
We toke took all your hope, and you still can't cope
With the bubble berry blue you're through, get your krew
Tie your shoe, get a clue, you belong in the zoo
Yup, swingin' from a rope eatin cantaloupe
Walked in a boat like a frog and croaked
Don't get the wrong view, you're long past due
We get the oohs and ahhhs while y'all get the boo
You blow, how I know? Cuz I put it to a vote
We the greatest smokers that you quote, quote for quote let me clear my throat
Been puffin kings blend, bong load al a mode
The neutron bomb, the sticky green, I'm higher than a kite when I hit the scene
Stoners Reekin Havoc ask Kevin Zing, but he'll only reply if it means ching ching

Kings blend, we out smoke them
Cream of the crop, creme de la creme
Kings blend, us versus them
Cannabis Cup, no doubt we win
Kings blend, taster's choice
I know you're real high when you hear my voice

D double dash L long O C, I'm from O. C.
Eyes closed can't see when the smoke hits me
Startin 10 hits each and I'm hashin keys so I can make ends meet
Defeat the weak, I'm at the top of my league of my league
I freeze OGs, leave 'em stunned and deceived
I'm freakin' this beat while I'm stoned in the street
While you down on your knees, beggin' oh please

Chillin in a room hot boxed to the ceilin
Billowin the crop cuz we got top billin
Feelin' high as f*ck, so the buds fulfillin
Dealin, then healin, never stealin, revealin
(Now my nugs?) buy me E sacks I be killin
Ran out of paper started usin (the peelin?)
Never caught a cold but I always be illin',
Spillin' brew with a view from the ruthless villain

High as a kite, got a real funny feelin
Kings blend dope probably worth about a million
Thousand watt lights, miracle grow, hydro rock, those fans gotta blow
Sittin' low pro on the fog soaked dome
(?) to the party, high to the bone, three months later we's all gettin' stoned
Fillin up Southern Cali toker zone, seizin' clones, pounds of zones
Cannabis Cup we bringin' it home to the Golden State where it belong
Kottonmouth Kings, we bringin it home ya'll

Kings blend, we out smoke them
Cream of the crop, creme de la creme
Kings blend, us versus them
Cannabis Cup, no doubt we win
Kings blend, taster's choice
I know you're real high when you hear my voice