JW Reynolds - Roommate (Acoustic) Lyrics

You've been drinking my chocolate milk that my
Grandma got for me when I was just a boy
Fire dragons in the back of the cupboard getting
Mixed with the dishes I was saving for lunch
That's some way to treat your roommate who lets you watch the
TV on Saturday mornings
I'm so upset I'd kick you out of this place if I
Didn't need you to pay half the rent
You've been bringing back wild animals who
Chew up the furniture and steal my socks
Little messes in the bathroom closet clogging
Up the toaster with your Kraft mac and cheese
That's some way to treat your roommate who lets you clip your
Toenails in front of my laundry
I'm so upset I'd kick you out of this place if I
Didn't need you to take me to the airport
You've been selling bootleg copies of
All my CDs to crack addict weirdos
I've been cutting out all the articles
About Charlie Sheen from your TV Guide
That's some way to treat your roommate who takes you out for
Breakfast when you're feeling lonely
I'm so upset I'd kick you out of this place if I didn't love you
Wait
I mean like you
As a friend