I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
They did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
He did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son, ah, ah, ah, ah
The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group The Crypt-Kicker Five
They did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
He did the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
They did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
He did the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
They did the mash
The monster mash
They did the mash (ooh hoo ha ha, the monster mash)
The did the mash (ha ha ha, oh yes, I really like this)
They did the mash (watch me go Igor)
The monster mash (ha ha, that's it, play it again)
They did the mash (yes, let me see your body wobble)
They did the mash (ha ha ha)