I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I'm worn out
I'm worn down
Mothaf*cka look at me now
I'm up on stage
People think that I'm edgy
Surprise mothaf*cka!
I gotta big ol' wedgie
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like mine
Belong in a zoo
Aww, don't be mad
I'll be there too
But not in the cage
I'll be laughing at you
I used to be cute
And I used to be classy
News flash, man
I'm just f*cking nasty
My bra's too tight
People too chatty
Long ass nigh
I GOTTA FUCKING WEDGIE!
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
Well, if stupid could fly
I'd be a jet
I'm the ugliest person
That I've ever f*cking met
Big Bad Woo!
Stank attitude!
I'm a scary mothaf*cka
At five foot two
Dollars are silver
And pennies are brass
But why do I always
Smell like ass?
Now I wanna go home and
Smoke some weeeeed
Mari Jane, little children
That's all I neeeed
Hey yea hea! Hey yea hea!
Hey yea hea! Hey yea hea!
La La (la la) La La (la la)
La La (la la) La La (la la)
La La (la la) La La (la la)
Haaaa ha ha!
Well the world is a dog (what)
And I'm just a flower (cute)
Lifts its leg up and gives me a shower (m-mm)
UuuUUuuUuu
Did you say flower?
Groovy, baby, Austin Powers!
(aaaahhhhhh!) (weeeeeee!)
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
Hey yea hea! Hey yea hea!
Hey yea hea! Hey yea hea!
La La (la la) La La (la la)
La La (la la) La La (la la)
La La (la la) La La (la la)
Wa wa waaa
(Bay area! Bay area!)
(ok!)