I gave my license to Christy
And then I told him I missed ye
I gave my passport to Brendy
Because he asked me so friendly
I gave nine quid to Jackie
To help her pay for her taxi
I gave my bus pass to Rachel
Said she was late for her facial
I bought Seamus a pint
Though it was him who spilled mine
I called Frankie a scumbag
'Cause he's a scumbag
I gave my iPhone to Shauna
But it's been broke since the sauna
I sang a new song for Ciara
Don't think she cared much to hear it
I gave my jumper to Ryan
Put a stop to his sighing
I gave my brand new hat to Reamonn
Didn't even last him a day man
Tried to make myself happy
Thought about happiness
So wrote a song about Fridays...
F*ckin' turned out like this
F*ck sake