Joybuzzard - Whereas Lyrics

The two men had been drinking when the altercation broke out at the old man's home
When the comment was made, the man first head-butted his friend
When his friend tried to push him away he came at him with an axe

Hey, friend, want to drink tonight? After they finish stitching up the cuts from last night

And you'll have all the facts on your side, but I'm still right
Because you have all the facts on your side
Whereas I have an axe

Your logic and your reason
Are far more sound than mine
And if truth had ever been the object
I'd concede defeat hands down
But the frame of this debate is wider
Than facts nor words could understand
And I will answer in rebuttle, sir, by the hatchet in my hand

And you have all the facts on your side
But I'm still right
And you'll have all the facts on your side
But I'm still right
Cause you have all the facts on your side
You have all the facts on your side
You have all the facts on your side
Whereas I have an axe