Motorbike Mona Video (MV)

She tightened her corset with a wink and a smile
Chasing her beau all the way down the aisle
Peter polished brass
'I don't know why' the orange boy said 'I can't get your face
From out of my head'

What happened next was anybody's guess
Peter pulled leeches from out of his dress
Mona pulled faces
'And if there's one thing you know one thing I've learned
My life is just diminishing returns'

What became of Motorbike Mona?
Pumpkin Peter wouldn't tell a lie!
Splendid

Creosote Keith was no match for Peter
But Mona's Motorbike was a nifty three seater and together they flew
'Love is one thing that I just don't get' said Motorbike Mona
As she drove into the sunset

What became of Motorbike Mona?
Pumpkin Peter wouldn't tell a lie!
Splendid
Like a strand beast now is Motorbike Mona
Four whiskies and the man's a giant
Hold on to something!

'The blood moon is coming so we better change gear'
'Under surveillance for the rest of the year'
They kissed
'The monster's inside there's no place to hide'
Mona grabbed his goggles 'Let's go for a ride'
She cried

'And if there's one thing you know one thing I've learned
My life is just diminishing returns
So better get on your bikes and ride!'

What became of Motorbike Mona?
Pumpkin Peter wouldn't tell a lie!
Splendid
Like a strand beast now is Motorbike Mona
Four whiskies and the man's a giant
Hold on to something!
Creosote Keith never gave her roses
He just flashed his million dollar smile
And dead pixels