JON LOKLAN - SQUEAKY CLEAN Lyrics

You don't drink and you don't smoke
You don't do drugs, you're a regular bloke
You keep yourself fit, eat your ten a day
Do everything that the doctor's say

You don't argue and you don't fight
You can't do wrong for doing right
But you're not perfect
You're just squeaky clean

You don't break the law and you don't sin
You're happy to take part when you don't win
You don't want and you don't take
Nothing about you is phoney or fake

You don't argue and you don't fight
You can't do wrong for doing right
But you're not perfect
You're just squeaky clean

You don't hide your head in the sand
When in deep water, you're on dry land
You don't swear and you don't lie
You always have an answer to the question why

You don't argue and you don't fight
You can't do wrong for doing right
But you're not perfect
You're just squeaky clean

You don't lie and you don't swear
If there's good to be done, you're the first there
When someone's to blame, you're never the one
When you do a job, you get the job done

You don't argue and you don't fight
You can't do wrong for doing right
But you're not perfect
You're just squeaky clean

There's nothing much left to say
Your outlook's never shades of grey
And your halo must be on its way
Cos you're squeaky clean
You're squeaky clean
So, so, squeaky clean