Joker's Hand - DUI Lyrics

Bought a breathalyzer
Blew a 0.25
Started feeling hungry
Went for a drive
The lights behind me
Scream red and blue
Time to deliver
Watcha gonna do?
A rotten cage is no place for a man
Freeway, burning gas, ain't got a plan
As far as I can see is open land
Gripping at the wheel in my hand
That DUI
That DUI
Start pulling over
Hands 10 and 2
Coming up behind me
Them boys in blue
Said, "Have you been drinking"
"Maybe just a sip"
"Step out the vehicle"
God, this is it
A rotten cage is no place for a man
This desert highway is my final stand
Authority will more than slap my hand
Tank of gasoline, I've got a chance
Devil red's the sign to stop but Irish green is go
Pedal to floor, outrunning them and laying low
One step outside and surely they'll be caging me
They'll junk my ride and stick me with a felony
This rotten cage is no place for a man
Behind these bars was not part of the plan
This happened twice before and now they're mad
All I know is I can barely stand
The shit has hit the fan
That DUI
That DUI
That DUI