The girl of my dreams
When we meet I'll burst at the seams
She lights up windows in my room
With fluorescent computer hues
A toy to squeeze so tight
She plays on my screen each night
While I stroke it to Barry White
Moan sweet nothings by candlelight
My digital girl
Share this digital world
I know it'll all work out
With my digital girl
Bi-hourly meals, yeah
Quarterly, daily visits to the
Page of my favorite pornstar
Next stop meet the lady in the poster
At most, uh, I won't know ya
But we could learn to love each other
And we could build a life together
So then I won't feel so alone, uh
My digital girl
Share this digital world
I know it'll all work out
With my digital girl