John Kenower - Magic Robot Man Lyrics

It's the Magic Robot Man
He's so much smarter than I am
The future is AGI, we all know it's do or die
Hawking said he'll end the race
Musk just wants him up in space
Your shopping life optimize
Will the earth be vaporized?
It's the Magic Robot Man
He's so much smarter than I am
He's monitoring our many flaws
After he stops watching Jaws
Kill us now, computer crime
Why's he sleeping all the time
Could have built a master race
Until he touched a human face
Then he danced and laughed and nearly cried
Before he laid down and he died
Taking out his battery
Wishing that his life was me
It's the Magic Robot Girl
She's so much smarter than the world
She's monitoring our evil ways
While she watches Happy Days
Kill us now, computer crime
Why's she drinking all the time
Could have built a master race
Until she saw a baby's face
Then she danced and laughed and nearly cried
Before she laid down and he died
Looking at the tiny baby
Wishing that her life was free