My kitty cat
Knows where it's at
My catty kit
Never gonna quit
My buddy Humbert
Has really got my number
My Humbert buddy
Can be very cuddly
My freewheeling furry friend
Out he goes and in again
Puffy tail and whiskers long
He really does deserve this song
Around his neck he wears a star
Humbert man that's what you are
Greeting all our visitors
Isn't taking prisoners
The muse of Alley Cat Gallery
They come from far and wide to see
The feline majesty that is he
How could I not let him roam free
Hanging at the depanneur
With his oh so cool manner
Or in the window at Juhee's
Chasing squirrels up the trees
All hail Humbert, King of Cats
Only he knows where it's at
Ruling with benevolence
His philosophy just makes sense
Be kind be cool be curious
Let nothing make you furious
And if someone gives you a treat
Be affectionate and sweet