I will wind up destitute
Because of the Chinese prostitute
I don't care, the point is moot
I love my Chinese prostitute
I love my Chinese prostitute
She just loves me for my loot
My Chinese prostitute's the bomb
Her ass has got it going on
Chinese prostitute is great
Always on time, never late
She's exciting, always fun
Takes my money when she's done
Time with her money well spent
So what if I can't pay the rent
Merry Christmas ho ho ho
Chinese prostitute let's go
This woman of whom I now sing
Comes to Montreal from Beijing
Left her family behind
But making coin so she doesn't mind
Her sly ways are oh so foxy
And how the many ways she rocks me
She's the tops, she's number one
My heart and wallet she has won
Chinese prostitute oh please
Won't you run away with me
You don't need to give it to me free
I will pay you a salary
To remind me that I am a man
In those special ways you can
I'm not trying to be clever
Chinese prostitute be mine forever