John Candy - Alex Jr.'s Swift Liquidation Lyrics

There once lived a rat who could barely play guitar
She had no talent, and looked like an old fart
She wanted to be on the radio
But since she had no talent, she should have wallowed
But then her dad bribed the record company
Gave them 300,000 thousand dollars for her to sing
She made a lot of god-awful albums
Alex jr, is going to destroy them
We declare war on Taylor swift
Her albums suck because she has no gift
Alex jr would rather be popped than hear her songs
We're gonna lock them up, right where they belong
She cannot sing at all
She can't even write her own songs
She hands them off to Swedish songwriters
She spends her time playing with lighters
Dumb as a bag of bricks
Moldy ice cream she licks
Ruined the Super Bowl
One billion dollars yet she leaves her fans in the cold
We declare war on Taylor swift
Her albums suck because she has no gift
Alex jr would rather be popped than hear her songs
We're gonna lock them up, right where they belong