All week long now you've been promising you'd spend today at home|And I've got your honey do list all made up ready to go|Now you're loading up your fishing gear say your buddy's on his way|Before you pull out the drive, honey all I'm gonna say||Is I feel a headache coming on|And I think this one's a doozy|It might last all week long|So go on, that's fine, have a good time|But remember while you're gone|I feel a headache coming on||Don't forget you got a birthday coming up real soon|And I bought something special, I was gonna wear for you|I had a big night all planed out just you and me alone|Hope you have more luck fishing than you will when you get home||Cause I feel a headache coming on|And I think this one's a doozy|It might last all month long|So go on, that's fine, have a good time|But remember while you're gone|I feel a headache coming on||Now if you're dead set on going|I don't wanna change your plans|But you know I can hold out a lot longer than you can||And I feel a headache coming on|And I think this one's a migraine|It might last all year long|So go on, that's fine, have a good time|But remember while you're gone|I feel a headache|I'm warning you for your sake|I feel a headache coming on||Haha honey|I thought you'd see it my way|