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Joe Wylie - Murphy's Law Lyrics



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I turn the thermostat up to 100 degrees, it's a degree of separation between her and me
And I removed the bottleneck from the assembly line and I knew when that was done that she'd be right my side
Soon I was holding her hand, that cheesy shit could be fun, I was telling all my friends I thought that she
Was the one
Started sorting out our future, but my plan had a flaw, didn't realize I'm a victim of
Murphy's Law, yeah, yeah, yeah
What can go wrong, will go wrong, I
Commit myself to a future I make up in my head and then I play along
A few months later I regret I ever date her, it inspires me to write this song, yeah
I can't seem to find the positive in any conclusion I can draw
It's no wonder I'm a victim of Murphy's law
Now I've been traveling through the Rockies tryna fill up my glass, yeah it's been feeling halfway empty
Can't let go of my past and I
Know the best remedies to block it from my memory, but you know how sweet nostalgia can break
Through a lock without a key
Maybe it'll work this time, tell my friends another lie, give insanity a try, you could say that I'm that guy, yeah
Who's smart enough to fall for Murphy's law
What can go wrong, will go wrong, I commit myself to a future I make up in my head and then I play
Along
A few months later, I regret I ever date her, it inspires me to write this song, yeah
I can't seem to find the positive in any conclusion I can draw
It's no wonder I'm a victim of Murphy's law
What can go wrong, will go wrong
Feel like I'm living in a sitcom going on for too long
What can go wrong, will go wrong
Yeah I got no control, plot hole, I'm feeling withdrawn
What can go wrong, will go wrong
Yeah, ohhhh
I'll spill every drink you give me, Drive when my tank is empty
Sing at every show while I'm having a cold and I'll
Have the cops called when I'm having a party
Chipped out half my tooth in New York City
There's always gonna be worse things that could happen
But maybe it's best if I don't stop to imagine
All the problems I could cause, yeah, yeah
What can go wrong, will go wrong, I commit myself to a future I make up in my head and then I play
Along
A few months later I regret I ever date her, but at least now I've got this song
I can't seem to find the positive in any conclusion I can draw
It's no wonder I'm a victim of Murphy's Law, yeah, woo
What can go wrong, what can go wrong
Will go wrong, it will go wrong
What can go wrong, what can go wrong
Will go wrong, it will go wrong
What can go wrong, what can go wrong
Will go wrong, it will go
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I turn the thermostat up to 100 degrees, it's a degree of separation between her and me
And I removed the bottleneck from the assembly line and I knew when that was done that she'd be right my side
Soon I was holding her hand, that cheesy shit could be fun, I was telling all my friends I thought that she
Was the one
Started sorting out our future, but my plan had a flaw, didn't realize I'm a victim of
Murphy's Law, yeah, yeah, yeah
What can go wrong, will go wrong, I
Commit myself to a future I make up in my head and then I play along
A few months later I regret I ever date her, it inspires me to write this song, yeah
I can't seem to find the positive in any conclusion I can draw
It's no wonder I'm a victim of Murphy's law
Now I've been traveling through the Rockies tryna fill up my glass, yeah it's been feeling halfway empty
Can't let go of my past and I
Know the best remedies to block it from my memory, but you know how sweet nostalgia can break
Through a lock without a key
Maybe it'll work this time, tell my friends another lie, give insanity a try, you could say that I'm that guy, yeah
Who's smart enough to fall for Murphy's law
What can go wrong, will go wrong, I commit myself to a future I make up in my head and then I play
Along
A few months later, I regret I ever date her, it inspires me to write this song, yeah
I can't seem to find the positive in any conclusion I can draw
It's no wonder I'm a victim of Murphy's law
What can go wrong, will go wrong
Feel like I'm living in a sitcom going on for too long
What can go wrong, will go wrong
Yeah I got no control, plot hole, I'm feeling withdrawn
What can go wrong, will go wrong
Yeah, ohhhh
I'll spill every drink you give me, Drive when my tank is empty
Sing at every show while I'm having a cold and I'll
Have the cops called when I'm having a party
Chipped out half my tooth in New York City
There's always gonna be worse things that could happen
But maybe it's best if I don't stop to imagine
All the problems I could cause, yeah, yeah
What can go wrong, will go wrong, I commit myself to a future I make up in my head and then I play
Along
A few months later I regret I ever date her, but at least now I've got this song
I can't seem to find the positive in any conclusion I can draw
It's no wonder I'm a victim of Murphy's Law, yeah, woo
What can go wrong, what can go wrong
Will go wrong, it will go wrong
What can go wrong, what can go wrong
Will go wrong, it will go wrong
What can go wrong, what can go wrong
Will go wrong, it will go
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