Someone send me flowers come sit & hold my hand
Try and reassure me as I try to understand
Walk me slowly down the hallway
'Cos I see patterns on the wall
And tell me you're not in on this make sure that I don't fall
'Cos there's an evil x-ray woman
That's crashing through the door
Meet my new friend Pumphead
As he tries to blow my mind
And if he doesn't kill me
Well then I'll be alright
I'd like to make him my friend
But he's trying to take my life
Flowers move about the room
The clock says it's time to breath
Margaret tells me I'm OK As I beg her to leave
She's surely in on this As she gives me one last kiss
Beware the evil x-ray woman
That works up on this floor
Meet my new friend Pumphead...