Get in the chocolate carrrr, buckle your chocolate seatbelts
We're driving through the sweetest place, where no guilt dwells
Oh wait, hold up, what's that? Another choco-mobile?
Oh no, boom, crash! It's all too surreal!
He smashed my chocolate hood, now things are getting tense
I've got a chocolate nosebleed, this makes no sense!
Now I'm seeing red-or wait, it's just fudge
I'm suing this guy for all the chocolate he can budge!
Chocolate chaos on the road today
I'm taking him down, suing for his Milky Way
Chocolate cars, chocolate stars, but no one drives right
I'll get my justice in this chocolate-fueled fight
We pull up to the court, made of brownie brick
My lawyer's a cocoa bean, yeah, he's legit
The judge sits tall in his caramel chair
Says, "Who's the guilty one in this sweet affair?"
I point at that guy, with his chocolate-stained face
He totaled my car and ruined this race!
The jury, they gasp, all made out of fudge
I know justice will come, oh man, they won't budge!
Chocolate chaos on the road today
I'm taking him down, suing for his Milky Way
Chocolate cars, chocolate stars, but no one drives right
I'll get my justice in this chocolate-fueled fight
The verdict comes in, the tension's real sweet
He owes me every truffle, from my head to my feet
Chocolate compensation, yeah, I'm feeling fine
Gonna buy me a choco-house, with a choco-vine
As I leave the court, with my chocolate stash
That's how you turn a crash into a chocolate bash!
Chocolate chaos on the road today
I've taken him down, now I'm rich in every way
Chocolate cars, chocolate bars, I've won this sweet fight
Now I'm living large in a chocolate paradise!