Jinkō Mura - That Doesn't Go There Lyrics

Craig's the kitchen king, a culinary sight
But his life's a chaos, a constant plight
He's got a knack for finding things astray
And a phrase he's shouting all the day

That doesn't go there he'll cry with a sigh
As he points and shakes his head, oh my
A misplaced spoon, a misplaced knife
He's the keeper of kitchen order and life

The pots and pans are scattered all around
The spices are spilled, the floor's unsound
But Craig's the hero, the one to rely on
To put things back where they belong, try and try on

That doesn't go there he'll cry with a sigh
As he points and shakes his head, oh my
A misplaced spoon, a misplaced knife
He's the keeper of kitchen order and life

The oven's a disaster, a burnt-out sight
With crumbs and spills, a terrible plight
But Craig's the fixer, the one to repair
The oven to greatness, beyond compare

He's got a shirt that says, That Doesn't Go There
He wears it everywhere, it's a nightmare affair
But deep down inside, he's a kitchen guru
A master of order, that's for sure

That doesn't go there! he'll cry with a sigh
As he points and shakes his head, oh my
A misplaced spoon, a misplaced knife
He's the keeper of kitchen order and life

So next time you're in a kitchen, a place of delight
Remember Craig, the keeper of order and light
With his trusty phrase
That doesn't go there