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Jimmy Fallon - Holiday Seasoning Album Lyrics



Jimmy Fallon - Holiday Seasoning Lyrics
(Featuring Jonas Brothers, Will Ferrell, Meghan Trainor, Justin Timberlake, Ariana Grande, Megan Thee Stallion)






Christmas Ding Dong

Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, dong, ding

All the bells are ringing
All the halls are decked
All the angels singing
It's Christmas time again
The bells are ring-ding-dinging
They're ding-dong jingle jingling
And when the bells go ding-dong
An angel gets its wings

Who gets a Christmas ding, ding, dong?
You can only get one if you sing along
Who gets a Christmas ding-dong?
If you want one, raise your hand
Who gets a Christmas ding-dong?
Everyone in the land

Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, dong, ding

Now you might be thinking
What does a ding-dong do?
It does all sorts of thing-thongs
I'll list them here for you
It fills up your heart
With that Christmas joy
Plus, the other things I mentioned
That's basically what it does

Who gets a Christmas ding, ding, dong?
You can only get one if you sing along
Who gets a Christmas ding-dong?
A ding-dong that rings true
You get a Christmas ding-dong
A ding-dong just for you
Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, dong, ding
Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, dong, ding
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Writer: Gerard Bradford, Jimmy Fallon, Mike DiCenzo
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group




Holiday

[ Featuring Jonas Brothers ]

Holiday, time to celebrate
We'll stay out all night, hang those Christmas lights
It's a holiday, time to celebrate
We'll stay out all night, hang those Christmas lights

Do it like the old days
Season's 'bout to come alive
Stay in like a snow day
We can let the snowballs fly

Play the music, we can use it
You can do it (you can do it)
Come on, get into the spirit, it's a

Holiday, time to celebrate
We'll stay out all night, hang those Christmas lights
It's a holiday, time to celebrate
We'll stay out all night, hang those Christmas lights, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

We gon' pop the champagne
We're on ten, dressed to the nines
We gon' do the damn thing

Play the music, you can do it
Come on, get into the spirit, it's a

Holiday, time to celebrate
We'll stay out all night, hang those Christmas lights
It's a holiday, time to celebrate
We'll stay out all night, hang those Christmas lights, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Holiday, time to celebrate (time to celebrate)
We'll stay out all night, hang those Christmas lights
It's a holiday, time to celebrate
We'll stay out all night, hang those Christmas lights, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Hey
Holiday, ooh, ooh
(Ohh, sha) it's a holiday
It's a holiday (oh, yeah, oh, yeah)
(Ohh, sha) it's a holiday
It's a holiday (oh, yeah, oh, yeah)
It's a holiday
(Ohh, sha) it's a holiday
It's a holiday (okay, okay)
(Sha)
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Writer: Ido Zmishlany, Jimmy Fallon, Marcus Lomax
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group




Hey Rudy

[ Featuring The Roots ]

Hey, Rudy
Keep on lighting up the night with your red nose
(Hey Rudy, can you hear me now? Tell Santa not to slow you down)
I can't sleep 'cause I swear I saw you fly by my window
(Hey Rudy, can you hear me now? Tell Santa not to slow you down)

Yo, it was December 24th at 30 Rock after dark
I had seen somebody tryna put his sled in the park
So I approached him very slowly, I was nervous and scared
I really wasn't aware that I was been reindeer'd
I said, "Ayo, Rudy, it's that part of the movie
You the navigator truly, so time to sock it to me
Your nose is like a ruby, let's seize the opportunity, fly
And where we go is up to you to decide"

Gotta make it through the night shift
Try to figure out where I fit
On the naughty or the nice list

Hey, Rudy
Keep on lighting up the night with your red nose
(Hey Rudy, can you hear me now? Tell Santa not to slow you down)
I can't sleep 'cause I swear I saw you fly by my window
(Hey Rudy, can you hear me now? Tell Santa not to slow you down)

We were singing, "Fa-la-la-la-la"
Now I'm wearing my pajama-mas
Tryna fall asleep, but nah-nah-nah
Ain't nothing like Christmas Eve

Gotta make it through the night shift
Try to figure out where I fit
On the naughty or the nice list

Hey, Rudy
Keep on lighting up the night with your red nose
(Hey Rudy, can you hear me now? Tell Santa not to slow you down)
I can't sleep 'cause I swear I saw you fly by my window
(Hey Rudy, can you hear me now? Tell Santa not to slow you down)

We were singing, "Fa-la-la-la-la"
Now I'm wearing my pajama-mas
Tryna fall asleep, but nah-nah-nah
Ain't nothing like Christmas Eve

(Uh, put in a good word for me)
(Talk to the big man)
(Santa)
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Writer: Gian Stone, Jason Cornet, Jimmy Fallon, Jonathan Bellion, Pete Nappi, Sean Douglas, Tariq Trotter
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group




Wrap Me Up

It's Christmas time, my dear
And we said no gifts this year
I got one question if you'd let me
What did you get me?

Is it a tie?
An ugly sweater?
Matching pajamas?
So something better!
Is it boujee?
Like Gucci?
Man, I thought I had it
No baby, you're looking at it

Come on, wrap me up
In your arms this Christmas
Wrap me up
You don't need a wishlist
Wrap me up
It's like Christmas magic
Wrap me up
I'm the whole damn package

Come on, wrap me up
I'll go get the ribbons
Wrap me up
Honey, you don't get it
Wrap me up
You already have it
Wrap me up (I see where you're going)
I'm the whole damn package

Come on and wrap me up
Wrap me up, baby
Come on and wrap me up
Wrap me up, baby
You made the nice list
And I know you've been waiting
Yeah, I'm a nice gift
And I know how to shake it

We're deckin' halls, 'cause Santa's coming Christmas Eve
Big shiny balls, all up on that Christmas tree
Eggnog in my cup
Got them carols turning way up
And I don't need much, but what you'd get me?

Is it a drone?
A new razor?
Is it a fancy manscaper with the laser?
A Maserati? Bugatti?
Man, I thought I had it
Oh no baby, you're looking at it
(I'm getting close though)

Come on, wrap me up
In your arms this Christmas
Wrap me up
You don't need a wishlist
Wrap me up
It's like Christmas magic
Wrap me up
I'm the whole damn package

Come on, wrap me up
I'll go get the ribbons
Wrap me up
Honey, you don't get it
Wrap me up
You already have it
Wrap me up
I'm the whole damn package

Come on and wrap me up
Wrap me up, baby
Come on and wrap me up
Wrap me up, baby
You made the nice list
And I know you've been waiting
Yeah, I'm a nice gift
And I know how to shake it

I wanna wrap you up
Wrap you up, baby
I wanna wrap you up
Wrap you up, baby
I make the nice list
And you know how to wait, yeah
Yeah, you're a nice gift
And you know how to shake it
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Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher




You'll Be There

[ Featuring Justin Timberlake ]

Tell me you'll be there
Whenever the snow starts falling, tell me that you'll be calling
Tell me you'll be there
The only thing on my wish list is that you'll be home for Christmas
Tell me you'll be there

I've got some cookies and some eggnog
Are you awake? Where you at, dog?
I ain't trying to spend the night alone
Don't be rude, you ain't Rudolph
I know you saw all my missed calls
Or did Santa get you a new phone?

Anywhere you wanna go, J
You know you can call the homie
It's Christmas Eve and I'm lonely
Say you're on the way

Tell me you'll be there
Whenever the snow starts falling, tell me that you'll be calling
Tell me you'll be there
The only thing on my wish list is that you'll be home for Christmas
Tell me you'll be there

Jimmy, I saw you FaceTime me
But I was busy with the wifey
We were underneath the mistletoe, trying to make the family grow
I think you know what I mean
Oh, look outside it's a snow day
You thinking what I'm thinking? (Yeah, bro day)
Shots of Jager mixed with caroling, nothing is embarrassing
Let's go cause a scene

Yeah, anywhere you wanna go, J
You know you can call the homie (Yeah, ooh)
It's Christmas and I'm lonely
Say you're on the way

Tell me you'll be there
Whenever the snow starts falling, tell me that you'll be calling
Tell me you'll be there
The only thing on my wish list is that you'll be home for Christmas
Tell me you'll be there

Only one thing on my Christmas list
Only one if I only get one wish
Come and make this Christmas the Christmasest
Tell me you'll be, tell me you'll be there
Only one thing on my Christmas list
Only one if I only get one wish
Come and make this Christmas the Christmasest
Tell me you'll be, tell me you'll be there

Tell me you'll be there
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Writer: Gregory Hein, Ido Zmishlany, Jimmy Fallon, Ryan Tedder
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group




It Was A... (Masked Christmas)


What's up, y'all?
It's Megan Thee Stallion
Ariana Grande and Jimmy Fallon
Y'all know what time it is
It's time to get those boosters
Ah

It was a masked Christmas, we stayed in the house
We covered our nose and covered our mouth
But it's Christmas time
We'll be in line for a booster (yeah, uh)
(For a booster)
It was a masked Christmas
We hopped on a Zoom (hopped on a Zoom)
I can only get WiFi in the laundry room (laundry room)
But it's Christmas time
We'll be in line for a booster (yeah, uh)

I need somebody to hold tonight
'Cause it's gonna snow ('cause it's gonna snow)
I need somebody to hold me tight
And never let go (never let go)
So say that you're coming home
You know it's Christmas Eve
Last year I was here alone
Don't tell me this year's the same, the same (say it's not the same)

It was a masked Christmas, we stayed in the house (we stayed in the house)
We covered our nose and covered our mouth (and covered our mouth)
But it's Christmas time
We'll be in line for a booster (yeah, uh)
(For a booster)
It was a masked Christmas
We hopped on a Zoom (hopped on a Zoom)
I can only get WiFi in the laundry room (laundry room)
But it's Christmas time
We'll be in line for a booster (yeah, uh)
(For a booster) ay, ay, ay

This Christmas I'ma make it count (make it count)
No more quarantine on the couch (yeah)
This year hang that mistletoe (mistletoe)
I'ma kiss everybody that I know (muah)
This year's different, you can tell (you can tell)
Deck those halls and jingle bells (ah)
Put Purell on everything (what?)
Turkey, eggnog, candy cane (ooh)
Hey ho
There's a good chance of snow (yeah)
Hey ho (ah)
Somebody wipe Rudolph's nose
Ho hey
I promise we'll be okay
'Cause now we're in line for a booster (ay, ay, ah)

It was a masked Christmas, we stayed in the house (we stayed in the house)
We covered our nose and covered our mouth (and covered our mouth)
But it's Christmas time
We'll be in line for a booster (yeah, uh)
(For a booster) yeah, hey
It was a masked Christmas
We hopped on a Zoom (hopped on a Zoom)
I can only get WiFi in the laundry room (laundry room)
But it's Christmas time
We'll be in line for a booster (yeah, uh)
(For a booster)
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Writer: Gregory Hein, Ido Zmishlany, Jimmy Fallon, Myles William, Rami Yacoub
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, CONCORD MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC




How You Know It's Christmastime

Christmastime is here, my favorite time of year
You can put a tree inside your house and no one will think it's weird
Twinkling lights, snowball fights bring smiles from ear to ear
That's how you know that Christmastime is here

Grandma's drunk on eggnog, grandpa fell asleep
The kids are shaking all the presents underneath the tree
Sinatra's singing carols, bringing all your loved ones near
That's how you know that Christmastime is here

Mother sets the table, father carves the roast
Your aunt's mad at your uncle 'cause he's telling dirty jokes
Home Alone and mistletoe, all good tidings and cheer
That's how you know that Christmastime is here

Winter coating, snowflakes floating white like Santa's beard
That's how you know that Christmastime is here
That's how you know that Christmastime is here
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Writer: Ido Zmishlany, Jimmy Fallon, Nick Long
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group




New Year's Eve Polka (5-4-3-2-1)

It's New Year's Eve
And we're all having fun
We'll blow our horns
And play accordion
We'll pop champagne
It sounded like a gun

Ten, nine, eight
Seven, six
Five, four, three, two, one

See you next year
If you'll forgive the fun
We spent all day
Watching Twilight Zone reruns
Just stick a fork in this year 'cause it's done

Ten, nine, eight
Seven, six
Five, four, three, two, one
Hey

The ball just dropped
It must've weighed a ton
Another year is over, and a new one just begun
So happy new year
Happy new year everyone

Ten, nine, eight
Seven, six
Five, four, three, two, one
Hey

The time has passed
And some folks gotta run
We had a blast
But we're not close to done
So now let's party till we see the sun

Ten, nine, eight
Seven, six
Five, four, three, two, one

Ten, nine, eight
Seven, six
Five, four, three, two, one

Ten, nine, eight
Seven, six
Five, four, three, two, one
Hey
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Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher




Chipmunks & Chestnuts

Chipmunks and chestnuts
Chipmunks and chestnuts
Chipmunks and chestnuts
Chipmunks and chestnuts

It's that time of year
For chipmunks and chestnuts
It's that time of year
For chipmunks and chestnuts

Everyone's waiting for these two things
See them roast
Hear them sing
Oh-oh, chipmunks and chestnuts
Chipmunks and chestnuts
Chipmunks and chestnuts
Oh-oh, chipmunks and chestnuts

It's that time of year
For sleigh rides and snowmen
It's that time of year
For sleigh rides and snowmen

Start with a ball
Make a man of snow
Carrot for a nose
But make sure where it goes
Too low? Oh no
Chipmunks and chestnuts
Chipmunks and chestnuts
Chipmunks and chestnuts

Bobtails and cocktails
And cozy times down by the fire
Fun get-togethers
And real ugly sweaters

It's that time of year
For chipmunks and chestnuts
It's that time of year
For chipmunks and chestnuts

"Merry Christmas to all!" as Santa would say
Hop in the sleigh and get carried away
Oh-oh, chipmunks and chestnuts

Oh-oh, chipmunks and chestnuts
Oh-oh, chipmunks and chestnuts
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Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher




One Glove

One glove lying in the snow
Where's the other one? Will we ever know?
Someone's all alone, shivering in the cold
On her left-hand side, but her right hand's warm
Well, her hands are two different temperatures in the middle of the storm

How could this have happened, what's a man to do?
Except trudge the snow and ice for a mile or two

Looking for
One glove, heather grey and black
Where could it have gone? Will I ever get it back?
My equilibrium is all out of whack
And my core temperature is falling and falling fast
Yes, I could use one of those little hand warmer things, but they never seem to last

How could this have happened? What's a man to do?
Except walk through the wind whipping cold, looking for you

There was one dirty glove in the middle of the street
Illuminated by the light of Christmas Eve
Guided by the star that shines down on me
Well, I followed that light to the end of the road
Till I saw you with one hand in your pocket looking halfway cold

Now there's two gloves walking hand in hand
Was it Christmas magic we'll never understand?
Just one glove on the street
And one glove here with me
Well, you can't spell glove without the letter G
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Writer: Jimmy Fallon, Mike DiCenzo, Will Ferrell
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group




Merry Happy Christmas

I just wanted to wish you a merry, happy Christmas
It's funny that I wanted to wish you happy, merry, happy Christmas
And I said, "Happy, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, happy Christmas"

And I said, "Happy, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy Christmas"

Did you notice that I wanted to wish you merry, merry, happy Christmas?
Is it clear that I wanted to say, "Happy December Twenty-fifth-mas"?
"December Twenty-fifth-mas" is a new way I invented to say "Christmas"
But I'd prefer just saying, "Happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, happy Christmas"

And I said, "Happy, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, merry, merry, happy, merry, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry Christmas"

Are you awake? Did you hear what I just said to you?
I fear that you were sleeping and you didn't hear the thing that I just said to you
Should I repeat the thing that I just said to you?
It'll only take a minute, and you really ought to hear the thing I said to you

Well, I say, "Happy, happy, merry, merry, merry, happy, happy, happy, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, happy, holly, jolly, merry, happy, jolly, happy, merry, merry, merry, happy, jolly, happy, happy, happy, merry, happy Christmas"

Stop singing, you idiot, I'm Jewish
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Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher




Coquito

Christmas party in the deep snow
Wish we were in Puerto Rico
Friends are over, vibes are right
Feliz noche by the fireside (Now we're)
Out of eggnog, stores are closed
Head to bed soon, I suppose (Till I)
Hear a "clip clop", check the roof
That's not the sound of reindeer hooves, no!

That's the sound of the little coconut
That's coquito, I put it in a cup
That's the rhythm that makes me move my feet
Put a star on the coconut tree

Party's back on, glasses clink
It's snowing cinnamon on my drink
Agita coco por toda la casa
Agitar la nata montada

To the sound of the little coconut
Called coquito, go 'head and fill it up
That's my rhythm, that's the coco-beat
Hanging lights on the coconut tree
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Writer: Dan Chamberlin, Jimmy Fallon
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group




Hallmark Movie

I saw you walk in my hardware store
I'm a local in town, you ain't been here before
My business is failing 'cause your boss built a Walmart
Oh my god, this is a movie on Hallmark

I saw you working and busting a sweat
But I'm from the city, can't settle down yet
I'm out of your league, way out of your ballpark
Turns out you're a prince, this is a movie on Hallmark

It's all the same plot
Everyone's hot
And it's almost Christmas day
The drama is low
It's starting to snow
I think I see Candace Cameron Bure

My name's Holly, your name's Nick
Been away so long that I'm homesick
I hate Christmas, but I'm all alone
Neither one of us owns a cell phone

We get married now you're reaching for a knife, why?
Oh my god, this is a movie on Lifetime
This is a movie on Lifetime

I think the mayor is Santa
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Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher




Weird Cousin

He showed up on a motorcycle
Late on Christmas Eve
Says his name is Leon
But last year it was Steve

You don't know if he has a job
And you don't care to ask
He spends the evening in the corner
Sipping from a flask

He's your weird cousin
Your weird cousin
Who's so fricking weird
Your weird cousin
Your weird cousin
He can't grow a beard
Your weird cousin
Your weird cousin
Everybody has a weird cousin
Your weird cousin
Your weird cousin
And you can't help but love him

He shows up on a moped
His hair is soaking wet
He needs to borrow money
'Cause he lost his in a horseracing bet

He smells like gasoline
Mixed with the county fair
Spends the evening trying to sell
The family Tupperware

He's your weird cousin
Your weird cousin
He's so fricking strange
Your weird cousin
Your weird cousin
Think he might have mange
Your weird cousin
Your weird cousin
Everybody has a weird cousin
Your weird cousin
Your weird cousin
And you can't help but love him

Conspiracy theory time

The moon landing, it wasn't real, they staged it in L.A.
He believes the FBI is really the CIA
The president's a lizard and so are all the royals
We should all wear pointy hats made of aluminum foil

He's your weird cousin
Your weird cousin
He's so fricking odd
Your weird cousin
Your weird cousin
How are you even related?
How are we related?
Your weird cousin
Your weird cousin
If you don't have a weird cousin
I'm sorry it's true but look around the room
The weird cousin is you
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Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher




Thanksgiving Eve

It's almost Thanksgiving
And everyone's home
Stuck to the bar
Where we used to go
We're gonna drink till somebody heaves
As we get together
On this Thanksgiving Eve

Everyone's out
And everyone's here
For this little bar
It's the biggest night of the year
Times, they are changing like the color of leaves
We're all looking different
On this Thanksgiving Eve

Some change for the better
Some change for the worse
The valedictorian
Is clutching her purse
The social director, he has tricks up his sleeve
We'll see what happens
On this Thanksgiving Eve

So pour me a tall one
Or pour me a short one
Drinking's a crime, babe
And I'd like to report one
I've been voluntarily overserved, I believe
But that is what happens
On Thanksgiving Eve

So here's to the good times
To strangers and friends
And I hope that next year
We'll meet again
But right now bartender says, "Y'all got to leave"
Good luck and farewell
On this Thanksgiving Eve
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Almost Too Early For Christmas

It's almost too early for Christmas
Too soon to be singing this song
There's still Halloween decorations
And haters will say that it's wrong
Let's turn on the lights for Mariah
Tell Rudolph to shine up his nose
It's almost too early for Christmas
But why don't we see how it goes?
Why don't we see how it goes?

So jingle bells
And deck the halls
I'm coming home
I miss you all
I'm giving thanks
For Santa's sleigh
So grab your deer
And make it rain

Even in the autumn weather
We'll be wearing ugly sweaters
So string up the lights (string up the lights)
This time of night (this time of night)
We're having the time of lives (the time of our lives)

It's almost too early for Christmas
Too soon to be singing this song
There's still Halloween decorations
And haters will say that it's wrong
Let's turn on the lights for Mariah
Tell Rudolph to shine up his nose
It's almost too early for Christmas
But why don't we see how it goes?

Window displays all full of snow
Candy cane clouds are comin'
Go... put on your sugar coat
It's...

Almost too early for Christmas (almost too early)
Too soon to be singing this song (singing this song)
There's still Halloween decorations (too early)
And haters will say that it's wrong
Let's turn on the lights for Mariah
Tell Rudolph to shine up his nose
It's almost too early for Christmas
But why don't we see how it goes?

Even in the autumn weather
We'll be wearing ugly sweaters
Can't stop us now (can't stop us now)
It's all around
It's never too early for Christmas
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Writer: Ido Zmishlany, Jimmy Fallon, Sarah Solovay, Victoria Zaro
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, CONCORD MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




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The album is a collection of original holiday songs, released on November 1, 2024, via Republic Records.

It includes collaborations with various superstars, such as the Jonas Brothers, Will Ferrell, Meghan Trainor, Justin Timberlake, Ariana Grande, and Megan Thee Stallion.

The album debuted at No. 2 on Billboard's Top Holiday Albums chart and at No. 1 on the Comedy Albums chart.
Performed By: Jimmy Fallon
Featuring: Jonas Brothers, Will Ferrell, Meghan Trainor, Justin Timberlake, Ariana Grande, Megan Thee Stallion
Genre(s): Christmas
Released: November 1st, 2024
Year: 2024

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