(Spoken)
The song you're about to hear is true.
Only the names have been changed
To protect the poor, house cats who said, I do!
Well, I got the House Cat Blues ever since I said, I do.
I got the House Cat Blues ever since I said, I do.
I'm the mouse of the house ever since I said, I do.
When I want some loving, she says, No, not tonight.
When I want some loving, she says, No, not tonight.
We already did it on our wedding night.
I got the House Cat Blues ever since I said, I do.
I got the House Cat Blues ever since I said, I do.
I'm the mouse of the house ever since I said, I do.
I'm serving life for one night of fun.
I'm serving life for one night of fun.
I'm the mouse of the house ever since I said, I do
I'm serving life for one night of fun.
I'm serving life for one night of fun.
I'm the mouse of the house ever since I said, I do
(Spoken)
Ah, Mr. Preacher Man, you didn't tell me it was gonna be like this when I said, I do.
I can hear my wife right now, Where are you going, you mouse, you louse, you bum?
My mama told me not to marry you. One of these days I'm gonna divorce you!
I'm gonna take your house, your car, your pensioneverything you own, you fool, for saying, I do.
Oh, Lord! Pain! Pain!! Pain!!!
I got the House Cat Blues ever since I said, I do.
I got the House Cat Blues ever since I said, I do.
I'm the mouse of the house ever since I said, I do.
I got the House Cat Blues ever since I said, I do.
I got the House Cat Blues ever since I said, I do.
I'm the mouse of the house ever since I said, I do.