Jetpack Brandon - Overhead Projector Lyrics

Hi
I'm selling candy
Would you like to buy some
Well actually, this one's on me I just want you to try some
Cause I think you're really sweet
I had to say it like Tyson
We can chill after soccer practice
That shit ends at like 5 something
Or I could just skip it you know, come up with a lie or something
Coach really wouldn't like that but it's not like He's going to die or something
My mom really wouldn't mind that since she thinks I'll brake my fibula
But you, you look like Nivea
I bet you're from a nebula
You make my heart go boom boom you f*cking supernova girl
We should go to a Ted talk and talk until it's over girl
If you have a man you should tell him you found a lover girl
Call him up right now and tell him that its over girl
Oh
You're single, I'm sorry, I went overboard
But if you ever went overboard I would so throw you floaty
And motivate you to swim straight towards my little boaty
Where my sister makes the best Kool-Aid and has a dog named Cody
So you should come through and get a red mustache
Sit down with a Bichon on your lap
Whatever you do don't make him mad
Cause he will bite your ankles baby
It might leave some bite marks but coco butter makes it gravy
So come here let me rub on you
Let me put this love on you
Them other guys are stupid but baby I am Cupid
I always had my arrow
Just didn't know where to shoot it
Now I'm aiming it at you
So don't you move
Cause I won't hesitate to pull like them boys in blue
Ooh