Jesse Dangerously - Pumpkin Eater (feat. Dopey Ziegler) Lyrics

Please, I'm begging you
I'm begging you, please
I'm begging you
Please, baby, please, baby
Baby, baby, please
Please stop telling me the boy's like a
Freezepop, ultra fresh when like
He's not. It's giving me a headache and my
Knees knock, knowing that the shelves are getting
Restocked - he's a mockery
I'm bleeding awfully and he's feeding off of me
Like a mosquito, diseased and indecent
I bought the monopoly, he's leasing the property
Probably scoffing, it's not really awesome
I thought we were dogs and it's causing me problems
Costing me lots of losses, god stop it
Hope is sweet but it f*cks me up like
Non-Prophets, got it? It's not about the optics
End of the story like knock 'em out the box Rick
This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh
I care so much you're supposed to care back
Baby
Tell me what you want and I'll change
Your mind, I need you to haunt my old age
You're mine! Let none rend asunder my claims
Let no man come within a hundred-mile range
Under my thumb, you never heard Mick sing it
Hello? I'm speaking in perfect English
You don't like that one? How about the Beatles
Run For Your Life, little girl, how did we go
So wrong? You're like "so long!" I wanna hold on
You're giving me the finger with the one I put the gold on
No long kiss goodbye, just a guy
Waiting outside to twist the knife
Is this the life you promised to share with me
Honestly? Didn't you want to be there with me
God, you embarrassed me, swearing so carelessly
Why in the f*cking world did you marry me
Only one person can stop this thing.
One selfish person who's not list'ning
One that I purchased when I bought this ring
Worthless the instant it blessed crossed fingers
Let's not linger, it's late
Love is a flame and its cinder is hate
It's in her to make my heart splinter and break
And I'll die if she makes this one single mistake
For real