Jesse Dangerously - Majokko Brovaz (feat. Eddie Quotez) Lyrics

Magic girl, I'm a magic girl
Anime
I got a transformation sequence, wanna see it
It's how I use my energy to keep this identity secret
My theme music receives a remix every season
So when my enemies peep it next, we can still keep it fresh
I'm a regular school girl in most other ways
Up late, so I race out the gate, piece of toast in my face
I struggle with my grades, plus romance and good and evil, lots to juggle in my days
I never would have agreed if my magical animal had took the trouble to explain
Uh uh. it's too much stress and too much work
A constant choice between hanging with my friends and saving the earth
All the strength and the courage and the faith and endurance and the patience and purpose
While saving your hash? I hate that shit, it's a pain in the ass
Rather lay in the grass. Daydream, be a teenager at last
But no, it's endless rematches with demons we have slain in the past
I don't even wear a mask, how hard is it to recognize
I'm teen angst weaponized, sound like a cool job? I guess it's mine
I'm a anime I'm a I'm a anime
Magic girl, I'm a magic girl
Transform like Usagi, you know I'm kawaii
Making a wave like tsunami, watching Toonami
Know I got taste like umami
Don't find it funny I'm making some bread
You don't know me? Then off with your head
Madoka Magica episode three
Me and my friends will soon be your end
It just might hurt ya, capture your card like Sakura
All of these poses I murder, make your nose bleed like a
Pervert! Though when I battle I'm nervous
With the help of my friends I got courage
Together we better, we charge up the weapons
Bust your wig, wave of the sceptre
Me and my crew will be friends forever
With my cat that can talk, looking real bad when I walk
Yeah, got that sauce. Take down the boss
Doing the most with the bros
Kill 'em with accessories, charging up the energy
Taking down these enemies - I don't know how, but I'm
Getting back my memories! Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight
I'm the sailor who's got these weeaboos running
I'm the sailor who's got these weeaboos stunting
I'm a anime I'm a I'm a anime
Magic girl, I'm a magic girl
It's commonplace when I'm on my way to see abominations and bad things
In my way, they'll hit the ground before I finish saying my complicated attack names
Or if it gets a little tense, if - for example - I'm needing any help
I just think about the power of friendship and believing in myself
And that does the trick, I must admit, I'm just the chick for the task at hand
But it clips my buzz a bit for serious, who is that mysterious masked man
He's saved me twice this week and i keep thinking it might be nice if he'd speak
But that might just be me? seems he'd rather teach me lessons like the price of defeat
Uh uh. I got confusing new emotions
From fear to young lust, impostor syndrome and going through the motions
If I quit the forces of evil will win, there's no one to oppose them
Plus my miniseries is coming to theatres soon, and I'm hoping you'll go to them
I'm the sailor who's got these weeaboos running
I'm the sailor who's got these weeaboos stunting
I'm a anime I'm a I'm a anime