If love were dollars then we'd be set
No looking over our shoulders and no regrets
There'd be a mountain of money stacked up under our bed
One hundred dollar bills where you lay your pretty head
A Mansion on the hill with matching ski-jets
If love were dollars then we'd be set
It would be easy money - a sure fire thing
We would stay red in the face but we'd roll in the green
I'd have the chauffeur in the limo pickup all of our friends
We'll party hard all night and then we'll do it again
Our extravagant lifestyle could solve the national debt
If love were dollars then we'd be set
If love were dollars then we'd be set
We got it all figured out but we ain't there yet
The way we feel about each other would cancel every debt
If love were dollars then we'd be set
I'm sittin' tall in the saddle while you're swinging below
Our little love generator keeps a steady cash flow
You know I got your back like I know you got mine
We're a rags-to-riches story and it's just about time
Flying out to Vegas in our private Lear jet
If love were dollars then we'd be set
If love were dollars then we'd be set
If love were dollars then we'd be set
If love were dollars then we'd be set
If love were dollars then we'd be set
We got it all figured out but we ain't there yet
If love were dollars then we'd be set