I'm just a small town country boy
I like drinking my whiskey and shooting pool
I like to sit back in my truck
Ice cold beer to keep me cool
Most of the time I'm misunderstood
I'm a man and a man has needs
So mind your own now, just like you should
For I'll kick ya in your goddamn knees
The transgender lady sucks me off
And that's the way God meant it to be
And if not, let that motherf*cker strike me down
She looks like a woman to me
I like the small town honky-tonks
Some place the city folk never go
A place where I can feel just like myself
Where I don't need to put on a show
Later on, when the mood is right
I might drive towards those city lights
Find someone and give em all my love
Sometimes my wife just ain't enough
Transgenders like to suck my balls
And that's the way God meant it to be
And if not, let that motherf*cker strike me down
She looks like a woman to me
I don't believe in all your labels
I've been on this earth for enough years
To know myself and I know I ain't no goddamn queer
Y'all listen here
I like to take her from behind
So she don't have to see my tears
I ain't gay, but I just can't lie
That is the sum of all my fears
The transgender lady sucks me off
And that's the way God intended it to be
And if not, let that motherf*cker strike me down
She looks like a woman to me
Looks like a woman to me
You tell me
Looks like a woman to me