Slumber unearthed, a red dawn is rising
My bloodshot eyes wake to greet the horizon
I walk into the office and feel my spine chill
At the crack of his whip, they bend to Overlord's will
I admonish you now, wicked toiler of day
I refuse to conform. I refuse to obey
My insubordination will endure all day
Unless I swallow the substance that can quench my hate
Can't you see I just need the bean?
Cappuccino will set me free!
Macchiato and mocha dreams 'til I get what I want
I'm a caffeine fiend!
The moment I wake is the one I hate most
From the time my eyes open 'til I taste the dark roast
Cast not your judgement on my bitter habit
Or else I'll rip you in half, like a Sweet 'N Low Packet
I stop at the counter, see the server's face
And tell little Jane, "Show me the meaning of taste!
The darkest you've got, two cream on the side
And if it's not what I want, you can expect genocide!"
Can't you see I just need the bean?
Cappuccino will set me free!
Macchiato and mocha dreams 'til I get what I want
I'm a caffeine fiend!
Speak not now 'til I taste the bean
I want the darkness inside of me
No survivors and no mercy 'til I get my coffee
I'm a caffeine fiend!
If ya see what I mean, let me hear you scream
Let me hear your voice if you're a caffeine fiend!
If ya see what I mean, let me hear you scream
Let me hear your voice if you're a caffeine fiend!
You don't know what it's like to be tortured daily
I'm not who you want me to be without coffee
I need caffeine or else you'll see what it's like to bleed
Can't you see I just need the bean?
Cappuccino will set me free!
Macchiato and mocha dreams 'til I get what I want
I'm a caffeine fiend!
Speak not now 'til I taste the bean
I want the darkness inside of me
No survivors and no mercy 'til I get my coffee
I'm a caffeine fiend!
If ya see what I mean, let me hear you scream
Let me hear your voice if you're a caffeine fiend!
If ya see what I mean, let me hear you scream
Let me hear your voice if you're a caffeine fiend!