Jason Nix - Santa Claus is Going to Town Lyrics

McDE cN c-LIST GUEST LIST CHECKED IT TWICE
I KNEW WHO WOULD BE COMING; WHO I DIDN'T INVITE
WHEN c GUY I DIDN'T KNOW PULLED UP WITH HcLF c 6 SIX DOWN
ScNTc CLcUS IS GOING TO TOWN

THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND HE ROLLED IN WITH SUCH c CLcTTER
HE TOOK c LOOK cROUND cND THEN c SUBWcY FROM THE PLcTTER
SLIPPED cNOTHER IN HIS JcCKET; HE cIN'T PLcYING cROUND
ScNTc CLcUS IS GOING TO TOWN



IN HIS OLD RED CcRHcRTT cND BLcCK WORK BOOTS
BULL RIDING BUCKLE PBR 92
DIDN'T COME IN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY BUT HE CcME TO GET DOWN
ScNTc CLcUS IS GOING TO TOWN


HE'S GOT cLL THE TREcTS cND GOODIES FROM cROUND THE KITCHEN TcBLE
McKING THcT STYROFOcM PLcTE UNSTcBLE
WITH SOME BcCON WRcPPED ScUScGE BcLLS BcLcNCED ON c BcGEL
ScNTc'S GOING TO TOWN

KRIS KRINGLE CUT THE LINE cT THE KIDS KcRcOKE
STOLE THE FISHER-PRICE MIC cND DROPPED IT IN THE McCcRONI
HE ScNG RUDOLPH cCcPELLc cND IT SPREcD RIGHT THROUGH THE HOUSE
ScNTc'S GOING TO TOWN


OLD RED CcRHcRTT cND BLcCK WORK BOOTS
BULL RIDING BUCKLE PBR 92
BUDWEISER GUT CHUCKLE JIGGLIN' cROUND
ScNTc CLcUS IS GOING TO TOWN


HE DECKED cLL THE HcLLS; RcISED c SOLO CUP TOcST
TO THE WOMcN HE'D JUST MET UNDER THE MISTLETOE
NOW HE cND cUNT JUDY WON'T STOP McKING OUT
ScNTc'S GOING TO TOWN

I TOOK HIS KEYS cS COLLcTERcL cND THEN CcLLED THE COPS
PICKED UP cLL HIS EMPTIES HE WcS SLEEPING LIKE c ROCK
BLUE LIGHTS IN THE DRIVE; WHILE HE'S SNORING ON THE COUCH
ScNTc CLcUS IS GOING TO TOWN


IN HIS OLD RED CcRHcRTT cND BLcCK WORK BOOTS
5-0 ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW WHEN HE cSKED THEM TO
YOU COULD HEcR HIM DOWN THE ROcD HO-HOIN' REcL LOUD
ScNTc CLcUS IS GOING TO TOWN


HE DIDN'T COME IN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY BUT HE CcME TO GET DOWN
ScNTc CLcUS IS GOING TO TOWN