The Pentagon is the leader of the misfits
Heptagon, Hendecagon, Tridecagon
These shapes are prime for embarrassment
The Triangles, those bitches, make fun of these misfits all the time
Triangles are odd too and terribly disproportionate
They usually have a huge, pointy ass
Even the rare find of a Triangle with a nice rack so often ends up being a dick
The trouble is there are so many Triangles
Skinny ones, fat ones, right ones, isosceles ones, equilateral ones, scalene ones
The other shapes simply accept Triangles as normal, but Triangles
Those sad excuses for stars, are not normal
And they should start treating pentagons and all of the other misfits as shapes
And for your information Triangles, a Pentagon's angles are not all wrong
You necrophiliac's dumpster f*ckers
You guys always assume a Pentagon is just a Square with a hump on its back
Or a Hexagon with a chip on its shoulder
Why doesn't any other shape believe the truth
That the Pentagon has spent hours upon hours in the gym getting those broad shoulders
Is it the Octagon that spreads rumors
An Octagon always stops at the gym but there is a shape that frankly needs to give up
At some point in time, a shape has so many sides it might as well be a Circle
Five sides is enough
A little extra, but not too much to love, and points in all the obtuse places
James Woodward - The Pentagon (feat. Randy Naruto) Lyrics
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The Pentagon is the leader of the misfits
Heptagon, Hendecagon, Tridecagon
These shapes are prime for embarrassment
The Triangles, those bitches, make fun of these misfits all the time
Triangles are odd too and terribly disproportionate
They usually have a huge, pointy ass
Even the rare find of a Triangle with a nice rack so often ends up being a dick
The trouble is there are so many Triangles
Skinny ones, fat ones, right ones, isosceles ones, equilateral ones, scalene ones
The other shapes simply accept Triangles as normal, but Triangles
Those sad excuses for stars, are not normal
And they should start treating pentagons and all of the other misfits as shapes
And for your information Triangles, a Pentagon's angles are not all wrong
You necrophiliac's dumpster f*ckers
You guys always assume a Pentagon is just a Square with a hump on its back
Or a Hexagon with a chip on its shoulder
Why doesn't any other shape believe the truth
That the Pentagon has spent hours upon hours in the gym getting those broad shoulders
Is it the Octagon that spreads rumors
An Octagon always stops at the gym but there is a shape that frankly needs to give up
At some point in time, a shape has so many sides it might as well be a Circle
Five sides is enough
A little extra, but not too much to love, and points in all the obtuse places
Heptagon, Hendecagon, Tridecagon
These shapes are prime for embarrassment
The Triangles, those bitches, make fun of these misfits all the time
Triangles are odd too and terribly disproportionate
They usually have a huge, pointy ass
Even the rare find of a Triangle with a nice rack so often ends up being a dick
The trouble is there are so many Triangles
Skinny ones, fat ones, right ones, isosceles ones, equilateral ones, scalene ones
The other shapes simply accept Triangles as normal, but Triangles
Those sad excuses for stars, are not normal
And they should start treating pentagons and all of the other misfits as shapes
And for your information Triangles, a Pentagon's angles are not all wrong
You necrophiliac's dumpster f*ckers
You guys always assume a Pentagon is just a Square with a hump on its back
Or a Hexagon with a chip on its shoulder
Why doesn't any other shape believe the truth
That the Pentagon has spent hours upon hours in the gym getting those broad shoulders
Is it the Octagon that spreads rumors
An Octagon always stops at the gym but there is a shape that frankly needs to give up
At some point in time, a shape has so many sides it might as well be a Circle
Five sides is enough
A little extra, but not too much to love, and points in all the obtuse places
Writer: James Woodward
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