[ Featuring Cast of VHS Christmas Carols ]
The Ghost of Christmas Present:
Come a little closer
Don't worry I won't eat ya
I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present
It's super nice to meet ya
Something's in the air
Maybe you've been feeling it?
It's sprinkled everywhere
I know 'cause I've been dealing it
Wanna know what I'm talking about
What I'm talking about?
Follow me around the town
I'll show you how I get down
Wanna know what I'm talking about
What I'm talking about
And what I spread around?
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
It's here
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
And my friend, it's up to me this year
To spread it around
Scrooge:
Christmas Electricity?
The Ghost of Christmas Present:
That's what I said
Scrooge:
What is this electricity?
The Ghost of Christmas Present:
It's like butter for the bread
It brings people together
Working kind of like a magnet
Spreading love and generosity
With a little bit of magic
I spread it to the wealthy
And especially to the poor
Scrooge:
Why the poor especially?
The Ghost of Christmas Present:
Because they need it more
Scrooge:
Huh
The Ghost of Christmas Present:
You know that Christmas feeling
You feel all good inside
You know that Christmas seasoning
That makes you feel alive
Maybe you've never felt it
Maybe you're a greedy dick
Well let me show you what it is
Oh Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
It's all around us, can't you see? It's here
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
And my friend it's up to me this year
To spread it around
Scrooge:
Christmas Electricity
The Ghost of Christmas Present:
To the left, to the right, and up and down
This town
Scrooge:
Christmas Electricity
The Ghost of Christmas Present:
Mmm that's what I said
Scrooge:
Christmas Electricity
The Ghost of Christmas Present:
Let's check on your nephew, Fred
Scrooge:
Christmas Electri- wait, what?
You know Fred?
The Ghost of Christmas Present:
Of course I do
He's an awesome dude
There's a party at his place
Unless you got something better to do
Let's get a smile on that face
Narrator:
So they go to Fred's thing
People eating, drinking
People laughing, dancing and happy
Fred:
Yes I invited him
At least I tried with him
What can I do
He's still family
Party Attendee:
Fred, my man
I don't understand
Why you still give that guy a chance
When he treats you like the scum of the Earth
Fred:
Well my mom liked him
And she was cool
So maybe he wasn't always cruel
Maybe he wasn't evil from birth
He doesn't wanna hang?
Well he's the one missing out
Because we got a real cool gang
And you know we're dishing out
Lots of Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
The Ghost of Christmas Present:
That's my man!
Fred:
Christmas Electricity it's here
Come on everyone!
Ensemble:
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
It's here
Scrooge:
I think I'm having fun!
Ensemble & Scrooge:
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
Fred:
Oh, oh yes, who am I?
Take a guess
"Bah Humbug!"
Scrooge:
Hey, that's me!
Fred:
"Bah Humbug!"
Ensemble:
That's Scrooge!
The Ghost of Christmas Present:
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
Fred:
"Bah Humbug!"
The Ghost of Christmas Present:
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
Ensemble:
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
