I heard you won the lottery yesterday
Well when's that money coming in
Any why haven't you quit your job today
I guess it hasn't sunk in
Remember the time you met the queen
Earl Grey ain't her cup of tea
And Prince Charles taught you polo
Say hi to Kate for me
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Remember the time you got abducted
You were chilling on Saturn's rings
The aliens said that they have Elvis
Turns out he really is king
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Where do you get all these tall tales
They should be in the NBA
And how does anyone believe you
I haven't since the fifth grade
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