President Trump has a very very very very very very very tiny penis
He brought it up, not me, because he's so insecure
That's why he surrounds himself with stupid, hateful, neo-nazi extremists
They're all willing to say they're sure that he's probably got a perfectly kind of average sized penis
When he shows it to Ivanka, she has to try not to laugh
When he thinks about her in the shower, it barely even clears an inch-and-a-half
No one gives a shit about that ancient, orange, shriveled low-energy penis
We're all more concerned about the end of society
So don't get distracted by the very very very very very tiny quarrels between us
Let's all get together and agree Trump is doing this because of his minuscule, pitiful penis
And to impress his shitty Ku Klux dad