At the party! A super lady asked me for a dance
I said, No way, but she reached out and grabbed me by the pants
She was so strong! She spun me 'round six inches off the floor
Spun me so long! And when she stopped the crowd yelled out for more
If this is party life
Well I think I'd rather be square dancing
If this is party life
Well I think I'd rather be square dancing
At the party! A sexy lady said she liked my style
Then she squeezed me! And asked me if I'd rock her for awhile
I was rocking! It felt so good she had me flying high
It was shocking! When her old man slapped me right in the eye
If this is party life
Well I think I'd rather be square dancing
If this is party life
Well I think I'd rather be square dancing
If this is party life, I don't think I can live it right
I think I'll leave while I still have a chance
If this is party life, I'll settle for a simple life
I think I'll go somewhere and square dance
At the party! A sugar lady said she'd ease my pain
Then she showed me! A stash that's guaranteed to ice your brain
I refused her! And she said Boy, come on don't be a square
It amused her! The way that I made hot tracks out of there
If this is party life
Well I think I'd rather be square dancing
If this is party life
Well I think I'd rather be square dancing