[ Featuring Scones ]
I, I, I've got some words for you
But you won't listen to my point of view
Why? Why do we get so misconstrued?
What will it take for me to get through
We're scones, not scones
It's hard to take it serious
When you think our name's so mysterious
We're scones, not scones
It's hard to write good songs
When you're saying our name so wrong
I'm not a stickler for pronunciation
But I think I should address the situation
Seems we can't leave much to the imagination
Or there could be an altercation
I've told you time and time again
What you're doing is a crying crime, my friend
So if you want to stay in our good books
Take a good look at the hook and it goes like
Scones, not scones
It's hard to take it serious
When you think our name's so mysterious
We're scones, not scones
It's hard to write good songs
When you're saying our name so wrong
Scones, not scones
It's hard to take it serious
When you think our name's so mysterious
We're scones, not scones
It's hard to write good songs
When you're saying our name so wrong
Scones, not scones
It's hard to take it serious
When you think our name's so mysterious
We're scones, not scones
It's hard to write good songs
When you're saying our name so wrong
Sincerely, the Scones.
