The Jalopies - Stink Bug Lyrics

Look! there's one on the wall
Grab a chair, hope I don't fall
Where do they come from? Gotta get it down
Killing it brings more around
Why, oh why, do I feel the need to hurt them?
I'm only acting on a whim
Are they really doing me harm?
I could collect them and build me a farm!
Calling all the stink bugs!
Hanging out with the slugs
Get to the garden, do you have a job?
Coordinate and start a mob
Stink bugs
Stink bugs in my house
Stink bugs
Stink bugs in the crawl
Creeping, stirring around
Taking control!
I can see them coming up the steps
Think about this, maybe need a recess
I'm well equipped to handle this moment
Hit them hard, try to make a dent
Why, oh why, do I feel the need to hurt them?
I'm only acting on a whim
Are they really doing me harm?
I could collect them and build me a farm!
Coming through the window
Be they friend or be they foe?
They're in force, making their way in daylight
I'm gonna put up a fight!
Stink bugs
Stink bugs in my house
Stink bugs
Stink bugs in the crawl
Creeping, stirring around,
Taking control!
I've got 'em on the run
You should be over and done
King of the Stink Bugs!
Extinguish and exterminate
I've got the high ground
And I'm not messin' around
No, not messin' around
Not messin' around