The moon is high at 2am at the clubs across the town
The dirty, freaky, funky cat will start to creep around
He'll find a spot and pay the fee where all the girls get in for free
He'll grab a drink and when it's right he'll ruin somebody's night
The room moves, the floors packed, the bass is turned up loud
The dirty, freaky, funky cat will start to creep around
He'll swoop in without a word and make a move, the lines are blurred
The girls are quick and ready to fight, the DJs on the mic, he says
They don't wanna chat funky cat, their hips got you in a trance
So take a step back and just relax
The girls just want, the girls just wanna dance
He takes the hint he's feeling sly, he finds himself a seat
The dirty, freaky, funky cat Just nodding to the beat
He'll find a girl and buy a round. She'll tell him off he won't back down
He thinks he's smooth, he thinks he's slick the barman comes up quick and says
They don't wanna chat funky cat, their hips got you in a trance
So take a step back and just relax
The girls just want, the girls just wanna dance
He's on the move, he's in the groove, the clubs kicked him out
The dirty freaky funky cat will start to creep around
He'll find a dive and scan the room, begin to plot somebody's doom
If she's looking good and in his sight he'll creep it up all night
They don't wanna chat funky cat, their hips got you in a trance
So take a step back and just relax
The girls just want, the girls just wanna dance
They don't wanna chat funky cat, they're not looking for romance
So take a step back and just relax
The girls just want, the girls just wanna dance