Forgotton you and how you stabbed my back
I went a different path along a beaten track
Into the shop towards, the counter stack
I asked the clerk for my friend Jack
He said to me, "Do I have ID?"
I gave it to him, confirmed I'm 23
I had over some cash £15.93
I chugged it down, tripped and grazed my knee
I got back up again, to find my wallet gone
I had my guitar so I wrote this song
If you ever feel like you don't, quite belong
Stand up straight and stand up strong, because
No matter how bad it gets, you'll always have your friends
They act like goons, until the very end
And no matter what you do, you'll always have your friends
Just stop acting stupid
You f*cking bellend
You f*cking bellend
I travel home after my little quest
I only have one simple request
Don't be a bird, fallen from the nest
Just forget it, and get some rest
If you feel like you need, a little smoke
Just stop, think and tell yourself a joke
As much as weed, is something you should toke
You'll end up being a stoner bloke, because
No matter how bad it gets, you'll always have your friends
They act like goons, until the very end
And no matter what you do, you'll always have your friends
Just stop acting stupid
You f*cking bellend
You f*cking bellend
You f*cking bellend
You f*cking bellend